Just turn to Reddit if you want to learn something interesting things about gay men. Recently a Reddit user asked reader of the askgayboys subreddit for stories of the weirdest things they’ve done with a hookup.
Let’s just say commenters didn’t disappoint.“He recited a wedding vow mid-orgasm,” one said of a past flame. “Threw me off my game, I had to leave.” Another commenter said (having sex with a job applicant), “Interview[ed] him for a job,” he wrote in his response. “He didn’t get it. Good d—k tho.”
Another guy managed to join the mile-high club while staying on the terra firma: “The guy lived above a flight simulator building that he trained people at, so when I first arrived he took me for a lap around Hawaii in a 737 before we hooked up.”
You want to talk about lucking out: “Afterwards, he shares with me that he works at a high-end car stereo shop and can install a system in my car for a good price … I go to the stereo shop and he installs a deluxe stereo system into my Miata, FREE OF CHARGE!”
And how’s this for a homo pro bono: “Had an abscess on my toe, just the day before we met up for a hook-up. When I got there he lanced, drained, and wrapped it for me,” this fella wrote. “He was a paramedic; he enjoyed it.”
Another commenter suggests meeting at Eiffel Tower so they could have sex at the top of the tower. It turns out one was a paramedic working at the Eiffel Tower. All good until someone passed out. “I had to pretend to take her vitals,” the commenter shared. “This took like 40 minutes, BTW, and I was like, ‘What the actual f—k am I doing?’” (Have no fear they compared notes later).
So, what about you what is your strangest hook-up story?